DEATH ROW PROSTITUTE

caramelpussy:

Lana Del Rey by Mr Brainwash
theonion:

New Anti-Abortion Legislation Requires Doctors To Scale 18-Foot Wall Surrounding Clinic

thatsabingo:

So I follow my aunties on pintrest for like sharing recipes and stuff but today one of them posted this gif:

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and they’re all commenting like “the perfect man” and “what all women want ;)” and stuff like that

And I’m over here laughing my ass off because that’s gay porn star, Austin Wolf. This gif is from a gay porno. Like, literally 5 seconds after this moment, he has a cock in his mouth.

(via dilfgod)

eakies:

getting a note on a super old post

zubat:    [dog voice] oof

(Source: aquato, via caseyanthonyofficial)

wandaventham:

the official twitter account for the environmental protection agency’s office of water just posted about being a C-list celebrity in kim k hollywood